I’m currently in Melbourne, on a laptop that doesn’t have photoshop, using very poor internets of which I have about 10 minutes left. So, unfortunately, this is a text only update.
It’s becoming quite thick, squaring up the jawline in places.
Today, wandering the streets of the Melbourne CBD, I’m absolutely positive that my beard was the sole cause of me being accosted by the following:
- 3 charity-type people (Doctor’s Without Border’s, something about children and something about animals (If you’re reading this, DWB girl, sup?))
- A buddhist monk
- Another buddhist monk, this time in plain clothes, who also happened to have the weakest fucking handshake known to mankind.
- A Canadian girl with a shaved head who tried to sell me a CD of a local prog-metal band, even going so far as to make me listen to it on her discman “Short Skirt, Long Jacket”-video style.
- A marxist in a top hat.
Also, today on the steps of Flinders Street station there was a guy in full on Immortal style corpse paint busking by shredding non-stop through a pignose amp. It was, without question, the best thing I’ve seen all week.
I’m about to leave the hotel room. If he’s still there, I’m going to employ the traditional heckle and demand that he play some Slayer.
The best part about that?
He actually will.